THE MAN. THE MYTH.
THE BIG KAHUNA!

Aloha Beaches! Pay close attention, we have a BIG announcement to make.

That’s right! You heard it here first, so grab a pen, save the date and don’t be late

Now head to your closet and grab your Hawaiian shirts, grass skirts, and colorful luau attire.

We are celebrating Kenny’s (Eugene) UAB escape and decision to officially RETIRE!

Be sure to RSVP to stay abreast of any updates and please remember to post your virtual congrats (even if you plan to attend in person).

ADULTS ONLY. FULLY VACCINATED OR MASKS PLEASE!!

July 30th | 6:00 PM

IMPORTANT NOTICE

COVID IS STILL REAL!

Family and Friends, we are still unfortunately in a pandemic and safety is our first priority!

We are asking you to do the same.

  • IF YOU (or one of your guests) ARE SICK, PLEASE STAY AT HOME! We rather see you when you are well.
  • If you ARE NOT vaccinated, please plan to wear a mask or attend at your own risk.
  • Finally, we are asking that you take a HOME test or go to your local CVS for a FREE test you can get the results of in a few hours the day before the event. This is not required. Just asking as a safety courtesy.

THE
FAQs

BUSTED! You didn’t RSVP huh?
Text (205) 613-479 for the address.

It is hot indeed, but there will be an outside cooling system in the fully enclosed tent. 

♬ Let me tell you, get your parasol umbrella…Cuz it’s gonna get wetter…♬

We are going to party rain or shine! YOLO!

Why yes darling. Don’t be a party pooper!

We will call the fashion police… ♬wee o wee o wee …wee o wee o wee …wee o wee o wee …like a cop car♬

Umm yeah…  🙄. I mean we are not jumping out of the bushes or nothing. But he will likely only know a few hours before to be properly dressed.

What, you still can’t keep a secret? Well suh!

There will be a professional photographer present. So let him know if you do not want to be in pictures.

Also, please, as a courtesy, do not post or tag people in pictures on social media unless you confirm with them first.

Let’s all be sensitive to others preferences to be private. Thank you in advance for your cooperation. 

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