THE MAN. THE MYTH.
THE BIG KAHUNA!

Aloha Beaches! Pay close attention, we have a BIG announcement to make.

That’s right! You heard it here first, so grab a pen, save the date and don’t be late

Now head to your closet and grab your Hawaiian shirts, grass skirts, and colorful luau attire.

We are celebrating Kenny’s (Eugene) UAB escape and decision to officially RETIRE!

Be sure to RSVP to stay abreast of any updates and please remember to post your virtual congrats (even if you plan to attend in person).

ADULTS ONLY. FULLY VACCINATED OR MASKS PLEASE!!

July 30th | 6:00 PM

Did you know?

Do you have more interesting facts about the Man, the Myth, the Big Kahuna? 

Write them down and save them for the OFFICIAL RETIREE ROAST SESSION!

HE WILL EAT ANY FRUIT​

Except bananas and coconut.

HE CAN LIVE IN THE SUN​

But he NEVER gets a tan or any darker. HOW? Is he an alien...Hmm??

HE SAYS HE CAN SWIM​

But he can't tread water. How does that work? I'll wait...

WANT TO SEE HIM MOVE FAST?

Show him a snake. WARNING: Don't try this eeeevvvverrrr, YOU will get hurt. Plus I will cut you over my man...LOL